Jokes  

Posted by Nikhil...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." 

Watson replies, "I see millions of stars." 

"What does that tell you?" 

Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" 

Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."




As a pre-med student, I had to take a difficult class in physics. One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this stuff?"

"To save lives." The professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.

A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted.

"It usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school," replied the professor.

a night at the light house(part 2)  

Posted by ishan khanna

when i opened my eyes i was lying on  sand. i blinked once...twice...then i realised i was alive.....ah the feeling.

i got up and felt my heart sink again. i was on a deserted and lonely island . and my backpack was nowhere to be seen....all my foodsupplies were gone...so were my chances of an easy survival.
but i am a man of great courage...i got up and started walking towards  the centre of the island. there i saw something that made meleap with excitement and joy...a lighthouse...actually a lighthouse!
i lost my mind and started running towards it ...it loomed nearer and nearer....i was going to get there and call for help. i arrived at teh vast  white turret completely out of breath but pleased with myself. i reached the  door and started knocking on it...no reply.....

i knocked for quite some time until i was perfectly sure there was no one there.
then i cheered myself up by thinking that surely someone would come here by night. so i just  got around to rest till night...when i dosed off i never knew....perhaps it was just my exhaustion.
when i woke up it was night...my waterproof watch had not failed me and  showed 10 past midnight...!

i got up quickly and looked up at the lighthouse...THERE WAS A LIGHT ON!

i cried out a thanks to god and ran pell mell up to the turret...the door was open.....i ran upstairs......bt not until i reached the top did i discover what  awaited me there...

to be continued...

~ishan

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a night at the light house  

Posted by ishan khanna

well adventure has its own  magic...as i rushed past towering cliffs of dead rock i could  hear nothing but the  sound of roaring waves and my heart beating about just as fast.

in my little  rowboat i had started on this little journey from  the south coast of india to the andaman and nicobar islands. its a pretty niceplace i have heard and i wanted to add some adventure to my trip. i am very  fond of such little exploits you know.
i have been treking  so many times , then i have swam across waters , driven on  slopy  hill sides and what not.
so as i was saying i started from  tamil nadu and decided to complete the journey that very day. i had my little life jacket on and food supplies in my bag. just as i was starting to feel the fun a deadly storm started up. my heart skipped abeat. but i am a daredevil after all. so i didn't pay attention and just rowed on. generally it is adviced that rowers should find solace in a small rock island or something  when a storm starts up but i decided to row on....the i saw something that made my heart sink to the bottom of my belly.....an enormous.....gigantic wave of a hundred feet was soaring towards me...and i knew i was a gonner.....there was no where to turn to......

i stopped dead and knew this was the end....the wave hit me in a swirl of colour and i knew nothing except a lot of pain and cold wetness  over my body before darkness engulfed me...


~to be continued

ishan

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jk rowling - a short biography  

Posted by ishan khanna

Ms. J K Rowling was born on July 31st, 1965 in Chipping Sodbury, Gloucestershire, England. Her given name at birth was Joanne Kathleen. Ms. Rowling has one sister, Di, who was born 2 years after J K.

It is interesting to note that Ms. Rowling claims that she has actually been writing since she was 5 or 6 years old. Her first story, called Rabbit, was filled with interesting characters, such as a large bee called Miss Bee.


Ms. Rowling, along with her parents and sister, moved twice while J K was growing up. While at one of their homes, close to Bristol and in Winterbourne, she had friends next door whose last name was Potter. J K never forgot the children, or the last name, which she liked very much.
When she was nine years old her family moved again to Tutshill. Ms. Rowling attended a primary (grade) school in Tutshill, and later attended Wyedean Comprehensive. Ms. Rowling describes herself as being shy, freckly, with no natural athletic ability but a great love of literature. Later, when she graduated from Wyedean Comprehensive, she attended Exeter University. Here Ms. Rowling studied French after her parents encouraged her into what they believed would be a wonderful career as a bilingual secretary. After graduation, however, it didn’t take Ms. Rowling long to realize that she was not meant to be a secretary. Self described as “the worst secretary ever, very disorganized”, she found it increasingly hard to remain attentive during meetings, actually writing story ideas instead of taking notes as she had been instructed.

When Ms. Rowling was 26 years old she moved to Portugal to be an English teacher. Ms. Rowling has been quoted many times as saying she loved teaching English, often teaching in the afternoons and evenings so that she could be free to work on her writing during the mornings. It was during this period that she began working on a story about a ‘wizard”.

Ms. Rowling met and married a journalist in Portugal (he was Portuguese), and her daughter Jessica was born in 1993. Shortly after the birth of her daughter, the marriage ended in divorce and Ms. Rowling, along with her infant daughter, moved to Edinburgh, Scotland so that J K could be near her younger sister, Di. It was during this time that Ms. Rowling became determined to not only finish her Harry Potter ‘wizard’ novel, but to get it published. Often she would write in restaurants, where she and her daughter could stay warm while she wrote. Ms. Rowling requested a grant from the Scottish Arts Council, which she eventually received, in order to complete her book. When it was completed and after several rejections, Ms. Rowling sold the novel, Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone, to Bloomsbury in the UK for the equivalent of about $4,000.

To support her daughter and herself, Ms. Rowling began working as a French teacher. After several months Arthur A Levine Books/Scholastic Press bought the American rights to the first “Harry Potter”, and Ms. Rowling received enough money to give up teaching and write full time. Ms. Rowling has described this moment as the happiest of her life.

After Bloomsbury Children's Books published the book in June 1997, it wasn’t long before Ms. Rowling was recognized as a major discovery. The awards and accolades grew quickly for both Harry Potter and Ms. Rowling. In 1997 the book won The British Book Awards Children's Book of the Year, and the Smarties Prize.

When published in the US, in September of 1998, the book was renamed and released by Arthur A Levine Books / Scholastic Press; the new title was Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Ms. Rowling quickly wrote a sequel, Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets, which was published July of 1998 in the UK, and in June 1999 in the USA. Immediately after this successful sequel a third book, Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, was published in July and September of 1999, in the UK and the USA, respectively.

To her amazement, and joy, Ms. Rowling became a household name when the first three installments of the Harry Potter series took over the top 3 slots in the New York Times bestsellers list. (It’s interesting to note that the books also did as well, achieving similar results, in the UK)

By the summer of 2000, Ms. Rowling had reportedly earned over $400 million for her first three Harry Potter books, which have been printed in 35 languages and sold over 30 million copies. Her fourth book in the popular series, entitled Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, pre-sold over one million advanced copies, with a first printing of 5.3 million. Because of her domination and incredible success on the New York Times bestseller list, the decision was made to introduce a bestseller list for children’s books, which would eliminate the dominating factor of these bestsellers on the current The New York Times bestseller list. This brought a tremendous amount of relief and happiness to a lot of competing authors - and a tremendous honor to Ms. J K Rowling.

womanizer  

Posted by ishan khanna


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i hope dis 1 gets a grammy:)